I am ready to retire

After just over a week off from work to travel home and spend the Christmas holiday with family, it was finally time to return to work.  Now Ava knows the normal weekday routine, and she knows what my work shirt looks like and if I put it on, she will ask if I am going to work.  Well, this morning, as I finished buttoning my shirt, Emma noticed what I was wearing and began to cry and shout "off, off, off" while pulling at my shrit (trying to take it off of me).  Apparently she too now knows what that shirt means, and she did not want me to go to work this morning.  So, I am taking donations for my retirement fund - as I would have much preferred to have been able to just take that shirt off.